Does my bum look big in this, I'm asking the crew of this ship. (rhetorical question!). Stuart took the picture with his new camera. We were on a day trip to the Isle of Cumbrae. The ferry takes ten minutes and the island is about 2 miles square. There is only one town, called Millport, and we had lunch in a greasy spoon cafe called The Ritz. They had Madonna's Borderline on the jukebox but they shook their heads when I mentioned the words veggie burger.