Hugh (5) came home from football camp with the demeanour of a child who subsequently needed to go to boxing camp. I got it out of him that he was sore about 'losing' and tried to give him the, 'only a game' speech.
He then went upstairs, 'to write a song' and it came back as such:
I lik wen I win
but it disn't matr
if I don't win
it is fun to win
but it is good
to let iver peepl win
Tess (4) played the shaker as percussion. Premier League, here we come.